Dandome una vuelta por fsckin [Eng] como de costumbre,me detuve en este post que muestra 189 simpaticos o comicos mensajes en UNIX,he escogido algunos para compartirlos con los perdidos que pasen por aqui.Si entiendes inglès,UNIX y tienes buen humor puede que te rias!.
- COMPILER UNABLE TO ABORT
- Momentaraly writing while seeking..
Constantly writing while seeking..
Momentaraly writing while reading.. - “Keyboard not present, press any key”
- Maybe you should try asking a human?
- You can’t do that in horizontal mode.
- “Now deleting all files. Goodbye”
- “Invalid command. Feel ashamed for yourself and try again.”
- “Of all the commands available you picked the wrong one!”
- ERROR 1164 HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE
- WARNING: FILE GENERATED THE FILE WHICH WAS SPECIFIED AS THE ‘COPY TO’ OR DESTINATION FILE WAS NOT THERE AND WAS THEREFORE GENERATED BY JOBCONTROL. IF YOU DID NOT MEAN TO COPY TO A NEW FILE ELIMINATE THE FILE.
- This application has violated system integrity and must be terminated.
- Error: Error ocurred when attempting to print error message.
- Error #1: Power supply not found”
- ERROR 0: POWER NOT ON
- $ man overboard
BUGS: No life raft - “Oops! Error while handling error!”
- “Invalid Error”.
- MORE CORE AVAILABLE, BUT NOT FOR YOU
- Internal Error: Illegal hedge TV number.
- FATAL: Major security hack. Notify Administrator.
- User Error: An unknown error has occurred in an unidentified program while executing an unimplemented function at an undefined address. Correct error and resubmit.
- Error: Success
rm -rf / 